Forth from the left. You guessed it: Tony Star and next to the Star on the right is ME!
(Lead singer and bass player for the famous '60 band)
With his "smooth as butter voice", Tony took the "Electrons" to stellar heights.
Tony Star is auditioning folks to join the most cherished band of all times: The Electrons.
Drummer and lead guitarist needed
So far 30,000 drum and lead players have applied. The competition is tight.
"No Rick SuckTree, You can't play without a kit. And take some lessons will ya".
NO VENTURES Music allowed. I don't care if you've got all the albums.
NEWS FLASH OFF THE WIRE
In anticipation for the 2006 "Hail Bop" tour, again featuring maestro Star on the Bass
"Hey mister bassman you've got that certain something."
Tony also said, "Bebop a Louie, she's my baby", about his bass guitar. And this one is special. It's equipped with four strings and a special psycho switch to well, see it in action below. Wow, what a masterpiece. Once the thing gets going, you can't shut it down.
Tony Star's MLP (Morph Line Plus) Bass from Aka Laka Choomba Inc. Newark, NJ
Tony's original bass guitar has been auctioned for an astonishing $600,000. Proceeds donated to the "TonyWayne Foundation"; a charity for homeless acapella singers and guitar players stuck on the minor pentatonic scale.
Tony is reorganizing the band for their "Grand Reunion Tour".
Wayne says: "Tony was our secret (girl getting) weapon".
James Brown may have been the Godfather of Rock and Roll, but Don Antonio (a.k.a. Tony Star) was the BOSS.
Tony has recently gigged at the "Bada Bling" in
North Central Jersey.
An interview with club manager Silvio Don Geno De Brutes reveals the following:
"Well Mr. Don Geno De Brutes, what do you think of Tony Star now you leetle monkey?".
His reply was short and sweet.
"Tony Star?, Forget-about-it, He can make a goblagool wit dat guitar to da point where I can't keep da girels on da stage. I know dere afta his gagootz.
Springstein came in da utter day and wanted for Star to play wit da "F RoadBand" and needless to say dat didn't go O-va to good with da' boss.
Ya know we had to calm "da big guy" (Sopressata) down before he had one uh doze anxiety attacks. In fact, we had to drag Jambee, da mulanyan, down here to load him up wit dat Prozac stuff. At one point, I taut dat Paulie (Zagnuts) was gonna make brains all over da place.
And when dat didn't werk, Jr., da mummy, jump out from behind da curtain wit a turdy-ate and shot da skipper in da belly. Da present sitiation ain't too good right now. I wish da best for boss and I hope we don't have to get him a first class ticket to his resurrection.
As da ol sayin goes: When ya tink you're out, dey pull ya right back in".
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